Thee Mullets are:
Tharf Mullet - lead vocals and guitar, along with bass on some songs
Fav bands - Extol, One-21, The Deal, King's X
Chris "Tim Arnold" Mullet - bass, second vocs, guit for songs which Tharf plays bass on
Fav bands - Officer Negative, The Dingees, Stryper, Squad Five-O, One-21
Kyle Mullet - drumms
Fav bands - Delirious, Extol, Blindside, One-21, At Will
We have pictures now. GO HERE
FAQs
Q: What do you guys sound like?
A: We are a punk rock band. However there are exceptions to this in our music. For instance, sometimes we will headbang.
Q: So, you guys must think you're pretty trendy, being called "the mullets" and all? I mean, mullets have been referred to numerous times on MTV and there is even a movie about them now.
A: Well, for the record, we have known about mullets for a long time, because Chris raced BMX and BMX people have been talking about mullets forever. Even when we first started out, in April of 2000, we had to explain to most people what our name meant. Not anymore, of course.
Q: So it's just a big coincidence?
A: Yeah. I mean we never intended to jump on any bandwagon by picking this name. We actually just thought it would be funny, and since most people did not know what they were we thought we were picking an unusual name for ourselves.
Q: Well if by "unusual" you mean "ugly", then amen to that.
A: Mullets are not ugly.
Q: Yeah whatever you say ugly. So where are you guys from?
A: We live in towns around Worcester MA.
Q: I have never heard of Worrchester.
A: Well it's the third biggest city in New England, and is right in the center of Massachusetts. And it is Worcester -- pronounced Wuss-Ter. Like Worcestershire sauce, okay?
Q: I see. Do you guys have mullets?
A: Well it's funny that you ask, you see we've had many foul ups in our quest towards mullet-hood.
Q: Do tell.
A: Yes well you see Tharf had a modest mullet going and took a trip to the barber to get it cleaned up a little. His instructions were very specific to leave it long in the back. But what did the lady do? She took it right off with one swipe.
Q: Is that it?
A: Well no, because Chris also has been hindered in attaining a mullet. Our good friend Josh happens to own a flobee and so we all made our way over to his house to witness Chris getting a mullet. Well the darn thing just quit. No mullet for him yet. However he's gonna give it a try with another friends flobee pretty soon. We'll keep ya posted.
Q: Please do. But what about you, my friend? I mean you speak of your bandmate's quest, but what of your own?
A: Oh you know...
Q: No I don't actually. You are the big defender of the mullet but you won't even get one yourself.
A: Now wait a second...
Q: No you wait, do you really belong in a band called Thee Mullets when you have no mullet, nor mullet stories to tell of your own?
A: I once starred in a low-budget movie in which I had a mullet...
Q: That doesn't count. It was just a wig. I saw the movie and it wasn't funny. And you're trying to change the subject.
A: How did you see that movie, it was never completed!
Q: See there ya go again changing the subject.
A: It would've been a really great picture if it was ever done, you see there is this guy who makes fun of people with mullets, but he gets in trouble at work and his punishment is that he has to have a mullet and...
Q: (yawn)
A: ...yeah so he hates it at first but eventually he falls in with the mullet culture and he grows to love his mullet. In the end though it gets burned off and he is forced to return to mainstream society. However now he is empowered with a greater respect for all people, including mullets.
Q: Yeah I'll show you greater respect. When I give you a mullet in your sleep!
A: Hey dude that's not cool.
Q: I'll show you cool. When I give you a mullet in your sleep!
A: Yeah you mentioned that already.
Q: Time for bed, Kyle. Tuck yourself in, sleep tight!
A: Not funny bro.
Q: I'll show you funny. When I give you a...
A: Mullet in my sleep, yep I got it.
Q: Well I was gonna say "When I give you a Bazooka Joe comic", but I guess giving you a mullet in your sleep might be kinda funny too.
A: For you maybe...
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